his majesty's column
Congress Seeks To Desecrate Our Flag
This amendment has, in the past, failed by a hairsbreadth, clearing the
House
of Representatives but just falling short in the Senate. However,
additional
right-wingers (who generally favor the amendment) were elected to the
Senate
last November, giving it a better-than-even chance to pass this time.
Some of you may be surprised to hear this, but I am a real
old-fashioned
lump-in-the-throat patriot. I get sentimental about the Fourth of
July, the
Vietnam Memorial, high-school football, I-Like-Ike buttons, a pig roast
on a
summer's night, cowboy music, and all the stuff Garrison Keillor talks
about
on Prairie Home Companion.
The United States flag stands for more than that, though. It is,
without any
doubt, a sacred symbol to many of us-myself included. And it is sacred
because it stands for some of the noblest principles conceived by
humankind-and for the realization of a few of them.
One of those principles-that free citizens have every right to express
and
practice their beliefs-is protected in the first amendment to our
Constitution:
"Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or
prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of
speech, or
of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to
petition the Government for a redress of grievances."
Without that amendment-or should that amendment be abridged as is now
proposed-the rest of what our flag stands for won't much matter.
That amendment does not exist to protect expressions that we approve
of. If
nobody ever made an offensive gesture, spoke or wrote an offensive
word,
there would be no need for such an amendment. It exists, quite
clearly, to
protect the most vile, reprehensible expressions-such as burning the
flag.
You might say, "It's just a small thing, protecting the flag; it
doesn't
really hamper anyone's right to free expression." No, it's a very big
thing.
The emotionalistic argument I hear most often is that the flag ought to
be
Constitutionally protected because it stands for the millions of
American
boys who've died in battle over the years to protect our freedoms and
ideals.
To this I reply, "Yes, among other things, that IS what it stands for.
And
what did those boys die for, if NOT for our right to express our
political
views, however obnoxiously?"
I submit that the fact that one CAN burn a flag in this country is the
crowning monument to those boys' sacrifices! This proposed amendment,
on the
other hand, would be the crowning mockery.
I'll go farther than that. I say that members of Congress who support
this
amendment are, by so doing, desecrating the very flag they claim to be
protecting. They might as well be lining up to take dumps on it, and
using
pages of the Constitution for toilet paper.
In many cases, their support of this amendment is even more villainous,
in
that it is not based on a sincerely held belief. As often as not, they
are
cravenly holding a piece of cloth more important than the principle of
free
expression because they're afraid that someone will accuse them of
"voting
against the flag."
This proposed amendment is simply un-American.
For whatever good it might do, I entreat each and every one of you to
contact
your Senators and Representatives, and urge them to vote against this
amendment. To make it easier for you, I have composed the following
poem,
which you are welcome to forward to them. (Please do keep my by-line
on it,
though, because I am rather vain of this particular work.)
To find your Senators' and Representatives' fax numbers and e-mail
addresses,
go to http://thomas.loc.gov-or buy a directory to the 106th Congress at
any
bookstore. The snail-mail addresses are Sen. Jane Doe, U.S. Senate,
Washington D.C. 20510 or Rep. Ward Heeler, U.S. House of
Representatives,
Washington, D.C. 20515.
(Just so's you know, the "ballade" is a very strict form that
originated in
France. It consists of three stanzas of eight lines each, and an
"envoi" of
four lines. The rhyming pattern is ABABBCBC (BCBC for the enovi). You
must
use the same three rhyming sounds throughout, but you may never repeat
a
rhyming word, except for the last line of each stanza, which is the
refrain.
Meter is up to the author; I've used iambic tetrameter here.):
- Josephus Rex Imperator
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